if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

aint nuthin wrong wit bein a slut for your man

(Source: fuegoking)

I have something good in not going to ruin it

I need to let go like seriously just let go discard all memories and move forward. It doesn’t even feel good anymore


Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

I’m really heartbroken. There I admitted it. My heart was broken, but now I’m getting better everyday I’ve been happy lately. I’ve been doing good for myself. I’ve been eating. But I’ve also been drinking, every night. But liquor goes hand in hand with happiness

My parents go out of town tonight I’m so excited

I’m plotting on half a mill in my account in 2 years. Watch me make it happen

I have a drinking problem. I’ve drank every night so far since like the beginning of June and last night was the first night I didn’t drink but only because I drank all my liquor in the morning. Sad truths

It’s only right I Christine my car by fucking in it